We were in the pool, as we usually are, and happened to actually meet our neighbor for the first time. Apparently she makes jewelry and is hilarious. I don't know her friend's name so I sort of gave her a mullet.
Potatoes On The Bonfire
At Punky Joe's graduation party, we overheard a gentleman apparently named "Potatoes" talking on the phone about some kid who had a warrant out for his arrest and had narrowly avoided being caught the previous night. I'm not sure if you live in a place where bonfires occur regularly, but around here they are almost a guaranteed way to get yourself some cop action.
You're Not Getting A Date
This was overheard while we were at a computer/hippie/gun show at Gibraltar Trade Center. It occurred when one of the computer guys wandered over into one of the aura-healing jewelry booths and tried to talk up the only lady who wasn't dressed in tie-dye.
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